"When you're hot, you're hot; when you're not, you're not."

"It takes 15,000 nuts to hold a car together, but only one to spread it all over the highway."

"Violence is a tool of the ignorant."

"Funny is an attitude."

"You can't expect to hit the jackpot if you don't put a few nickels in the machine."

"The devil made me do it."

"Most people would succeed in small things if they were not troubled with great ambitions."

"I am not afraid of storms for I am learning how to sail my ship."

"My computer beat me at checkers, but I sure beat it at kickboxing."

"Sharks are as tough as those football fans who take their shirts off during games in Chicago in January, only more intelligent."

"We need to make a decision, no matter what it is."

"Laws do not persuade just because they threaten."