"I think that I shall never see a billboard lovely as a tree. Perhaps, unless the billboards fall, I'll never see a tree at all."

"People who work sitting down get paid more than people who work standing up."

"Nietsche is Pietsche.'"

"The Pig, if I am not mistaken, Supplies us sausage, ham, and Bacon. Let others say his heart is big, I think it stupid of the Pig."

"Children aren't happy without something to ignore, And that's what parents were created for."

"People who have what they want are very fond of telling people who haven't what they want that they don't want it."

"If you're not happy without it, you'll never be happy with it."

"Television is now so desperately hungry for material that they're scraping the top of the barrel."

"We should conduct ourselves not as if we ought to live for the body, but as if we could not live without it."

"Most people are bothered by those passages of Scripture they do not understand, but the passages that bother me are those I do understand."

"Excellence is best described as doing the right things right - selecting the most important things to be done and then accomplishing them 100% correctly."

"Music, when soft voices die, Vibrates in the memory; Odors, when sweet violets sicken, Live within the sense they quicken."