"I think that I shall never see a billboard lovely as a tree. Perhaps, unless the billboards fall, I'll never see a tree at all."

"A family is a unit composed not only of children but of men, women, an occasional animal, and the common cold."

"A family is a unit composed not only of children but of men, women, an occasional animal, and the common cold."

"The turtle lives 'twixt plated decksWhich practically conceal its sex.I think it clever of the turtleIn such a fix to be so fertile."

"He without benefit of scruples His fun and money soon quadruples."

"Progress might have been all right once, but it has gone on too long."

"The first time I see a jogger smiling, I'll consider it."

"He that can't endure the bad will not live to see the good."

"The best helping hand that you will ever receive is the one at the end of your own arm."

"Behind every great fortune there is a crime."

"Anger without power is folly."

"I'll probably never have children because I don't believe in touching people for any reason."