"The two most beautiful words in the English language are ``check enclosed.''"

"I've never been a millionaire but I just know I'd be darling at it."

"Money cannot buy health, but I'd settle for a diamond-studded wheelchair."

"I'm never going to be famous. I don't do anything, not one single thing. I used to bite my nails, but I don't even do that any more."

"If you want to know what God thinks of money, just look at the people he gave it to."

"The best way to keep children at home is to make the home atmosphere pleasant --- and let the air out of their tires."

"Think what you do when you run into debt; you give another power over your liberty."

"A computer lets you make more mistakes faster than any invention in human history, with the possible exceptions of handguns and tequila."

"I have the true feeling of myself only when I am unbearably unhappy."

"Music--the one incorporeal entrance into the higher world of knowledge, which comprehends mankind, but which mankind cannot comprehend."

"Genius is born--not paid."

"Human science is an uncertain guess."