"Children have more need of models than of critics."

"Pepsi brings your ancestors back from the grave."

"The universe is full of magical things, patiently waiting for our wits to grow sharper."

"Pain is inevitable. Suffering is optional."

"One man's religion is another man's belly laugh."

"However motherhood comes to you, it's a miracle."

"How much fame, money, and power does a woman have to achieve on her own before you can punch her in the face?"

"Don't be dismayed at good-byes. A farewell is necessary before you can meet again. And meeting again, after moments or lifetimes, is certain for those who are friends."

"My friends, your people have both intellect and heart; you use these to consider in what way you can do the best to live."

"Revolutions always come around again. That's why they're called revolutions."

"Most of the change we think we see in life is due to truths being in and out of favor."

"Strategy is buying a bottle of fine wine when you take a lady out for dinner. Tactics is getting her to drink it."