"And once again Mr. Sherlock Holmes is free to devote his life to examining those interesting little problems which the complexity of human life so pletifuly presents."

"You can't leave footprints in the sands of time by sitting on your butt. And who wants to leave buttprints in the sands of time?"

"Don't worry if you're a kleptomaniac, you can always take something for it."

"Geschichte ist [...] ein Dialog zwischen Gegenwart und Vergangenheit. [re-transl.:] History is [...] a dialogue between the present and the past."

"The point to keep in mind is that you don't lose fat because you cut calories; you lose fat because you cut out the foods that make you fat-the carbohydrates."

"If male homosexuals are called 'gay,' then female homosexuals should be called 'ecstatic.'"

"Youth is easily deceived because it is quick to hope."

"O tyrant love, to what do you not drive the hearts of men."

"A wise man is he who does not grieve for the thing which he has not, but rejoices for those which he has."

"It's not living alone if you keep a rifle under the bed."

"Democracy becomes a government of bullies tempered by editors."

"Heaven is full of answers to prayer for which no one bothered to ask."