"I realized, I'm never gonna be a Brad Pitt, so get over it, be happy with yourself, and move on."

"Dona€?t you a€?black or whitea€? me."

"The truth knocks on the door and you say,'Go away, I'm looking for the truth,' and so it goes away."

"Man did not weave the web of life, he is merely a strand in it. Whatever he does to the web, he does to himself."

"A promiscuous person is someone who is getting more sex than you are."

"The United States has become a place where entertainers and professional athletes are mistaken for people of importance."

"When I was young, I thought money was the most important thing in life. Now, when I'm old, I know it is."

"Over in Hollywood they almost made a great picture, but they caught it in time."

"It's no use carrying an umbrella if your shoes are leaking."

"When a disciple from the wildcat religious asylum comes marching forth, get under the bed. It doesn't matter whether he's a Christian, Hindu, Jew or Muslim."

"Whenever people say 'we mustn't be sentimental', you can take it they are about to do something cruel. And if they add, 'we must be realistic', they mean they are going to make money out of it."

"Time invested in improving ourselves cuts down on time wasted in disapproving of others."