"Is there life before death?"

"I'd give my right arm to be ambidextrous."

"I shot an arrow into the air, and it stuck."

"Some day my boat will come in, and with my luck I'll be at the airport."

"Cogito ergo spud. - I think, therefore I yam"

"One hundred thousand lemmings can't be wrong."

"All interest in disease and death is only another expression of interest in life."

"A happy childhood can't be cured. Mine'll hang around my neck like a rainbow, that's all, instead of a noose."

"Aliter catuli longe olent, aliter sues. ('Puppies and pigs have a very different smell.')"

"He who fights monsters should look into it that he himself does not become a monster. When you gaze long into the Abyss, the Abyss also gazes into you."

"Laws too gentle are seldom obeyed; to severe, seldom executed."

"Phonograph, n. An irritating toy that restores life to dead noises."