"Maybe someday I'll be able to shoot a film I'm proud of."

"So this is how liberty dies. With thunderous applause."

"Archaeology is the search for fact... not truth. If it's truth you're looking for, Dr. Tyree's philosophy class is right down the hall."

"Look at this. It's worthless - ten dollars from a vendor in the street. But I take it, I bury it in the sand for a thousand years, it becomes priceless."

"I've always thought that a big laugh is a really loud noise from the soul saying, 'Ain't that the truth.'"

"We find no evidence that Congress intended to modify the nostrum to read, 'crime does not pay, except for attorney's fees.'"

"Each experience through which we pass operates ultimately for our good. This is a correct attitude to adopt and we must be able to see it in that light."

"They say a person needs just three things to be truly happy in this world: someone to love, something to do, and something to hope for."

"I catnap now and then, but I think while I nap, so it's not a waste of time."

"There's very little advice in men's magazines, because men think, I know what I'm doing. Just show me somebody naked."