"If God wanted us to fly, He would have given us tickets."

"That's it baby, when you got it, flaunt it."

"Humor is just another defense against the universe."

"Tragedy is when I cut my finger. Comedy is when you walk into an open sewer and die."

"Without trust, words become the hollow sound of a wooden gong. With trust, words become life itself."

"Boys don't make passes at female smartasses."

"It is better to be prepared for an opportunity and not have one than to have an opportunity and not be prepared."

"The most onerous slavery is to be a slave to oneself."

"An idea isn't worth that much. It's the execution of the idea that has value. If you can't convince one other person that this is something to devote your life to, then it's not worth it."

"The only way to discover the limits of the possible is to go beyond them into the impossible."