"Just think -- IBM and DEC in the same room -- and we did it. Makes you feel warm inside."

"I am one of those unhappy persons who inspire bores to the greatest flights of art."

"Words, like nature, half reveal and half conceal the soul within."

"Giving a man space is like giving a dog a computer: the chances are he will not use it wisely."

"Life can't be all bad when for ten dollars you can buy all the Beethoven sonatas and listen to them for ten years."

"Money, so they say, is the root of all evil today. But if you ask for a raise it's no surprise that they're giving none away."

"They certainly give very strange names to diseases."

"Being an old maid is like death by drowning, a really delightful sensation after you cease to struggle."

"Which way I fly is Hell; myself am Hell."

"Art and science have their meeting point in method."

"Never let the fear of failure be an excuse for not trying. Society tells us that to fail is the most terrible thing in the world, but I know it isn't. Failure is part of what makes us human."

"What dogs want most in life is for no one to go away."