"Life is what happens to you while you're busy making other plans."

"There's a great woman behind every idiot."

"Just turn left at Greenland..."

"God is a concept by which we measure our pain."

"Life is what happens while you are making other plans."

"Would those of you in the cheaper seats clap your hands? And the rest of you, if you'll just rattle your jewelry."

"A man may be so much of everything that he is nothing of anything."

"There cannot be greater rudeness than to interrupt another in the current of his discourse."

"A man may die, nations may rise and fall, but an idea lives on."

"A cucumber should be well-sliced, dressed with pepper and vinegar, and then thrown out."

"Honesty is the recognition of the fact that the unreal is unreal and can have no value, that neither love nor fame nor cash is a value if obtained by fraud."

"Glass, china, and reputation are easily cracked, and never well mended."