"With the newspaper strike on, I wouldn't consider dying."

"I am doomed to an eternity of compulsive work. No set goal achieved satisfies. Success only breeds a new goal. The golden apple devoured has seeds. It is endless."

"This became a credo of mine...attempt the impossible in order to improve your work."

"From the age of six, I have known that I was sexy. And let me tell you it has been hell, sheer hell, waiting to do something about it."

"There comes a time in every woman's life when the only thing that helps is a glass of champagne."

"The out-of-work actor wears out more than shoe leather. The very sensibilities that make him an artist are shattered by the disregard he is shown as a human being."

"They couldn't hit an elephant at this distance."

"The worst-tempered people I've ever met were the people who knew they were wrong."

"Goto, n.: A programming tool that exists to allow structured programmers to complain about unstructured programmers."

"Life may change, but it may fly not; Hope may vanish, but can die not; Truth be veiled, but still it burneth; Love replused - but it returneth"

"Assume a virtue, if you have it not."

"Short sentences drawn from long experiences."