"The most astonishing thing about miracles is that they happen."

"I still believe in liberalism today as much as I ever did, but, oh, there was a happy time when I believed in liberals..."

"An adventure is only an inconvenience rightly considered. An inconvenience is an adventure wrongly considered."

"There is no such thing on earth as an uninteresting subject; the only thing that can exist is an uninterested person."

"By a curious confusion, many modern critics have passed from the proposition that a masterpiece may be unpopular to the other proposition that unless it is unpopular it cannot be a masterpiece."

"The thing I hate about an argument is that it always interrupts a discussion."

"How can I believe in God when just last week I got my tongue caught in the roller of an electric typewriter?"

"It is the final proof of God's omnipotence that he need not exist in order to save us."

"I once wanted to become an atheist, but I gave up - they have no holidays."

"I am an atheist, myself. A simple faith, but a great comfort to me, in these last days."

"Religion is about turning untested belief into unshakeable truth through the power of institutions and the passage of time."

"I'm still an atheist, thank God."