"I have long been of the opinion that if work were such a splendid thing the rich would have kept more of it for themselves."

"I am not a saint, unless you think of a saint as a sinner who keeps on trying."

"I don't mind living in a man's world as long as i can be a woman in it."

"Be thankful we're not getting all the government we're paying for."

"Retirement at sixty-five is ridiculous. When I was sixty-five I still had pimples."

"If I must choose between righteousness and peace, I choose righteousness."

"LEGACY, n. A gift from one who is legging it out of this vale of tears."

"College football would be more interesting if the faculty played instead of the students - there would be a great increase in broken arms, legs and necks."

"Depend not on fortune, but on conduct."

"Technological progress has merely provided us with more efficient means for going backwards."