"Dictatorship is without a doubt the most satisfying form of government...as long as I'm the dictator."

"I'm going to speak my mind because I have nothing to lose."

"The thing that is incredible is life itself. Why should we be here in this sun-illuminated universe? Why should there be green earth under our feet?"

"We could have bought a small yacht with what we spent on our dog an dall the things he destroyed. Then again, how many yachts wait by the door all day for your return?"

"'...I am true Love, I fill the heart of boy and girl with mutual flame.' Then, sighing, said the other, 'Have thy will. I am the Love that dare not speak it's name.'"

"Remember folks. Street lights timed for 35 mph are also timed for 70 mph."

"Close your mouth, Michael; we are not a codfish."

"Nothing endures but change."

"Eternity is very long, especially towards the end."

"While the fates permit, live happily; life speeds on with hurried step, and with winged days the wheel of the headlong year is turned."

"I'll sleep when I'm dead."

"The individual choice of garnishment of a burger can be an important point to the consumer in this day when individualism is an increasingly important thing to people."